MARK: You should be. There’s two keys to success in the broker business. First of all… (EXHALES) You gotta stay relaxed.

JORDAN: Yeah.

MARK: Do you jerk off?

JORDAN: Do I… Do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.

MARK: How many times a week?

JORDAN: Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.

MARK: Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.

JORDAN: Wow.